Funny Story About Friends Asking for Weed
People Are Sharing The "Highest" Things They've Ever Done, And I'm Sorry But Some Of These Are Hysterical
Note to self: Never swallow that 2nd edible.
Nosotros asked the BuzzFeed Customs to share their funniest "I got way too high" stories. Here are the responses that'll make you giggle:
1. "It's small, but I was and then excited for a bowl of cereal afterward a smoking sesh (cereal when y'all're high hits dissimilar). I poured a large basin of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and ran to the refrigerator to grab milk. In my fog, I grabbed my Brita instead and poured water into my bowl of cereal. It was the terminal of my cereal."
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ii. "My first year of higher, my roommate and I decided to get stoned and watch Pineapple Express (of course). Ten minutes into the movie, my roommate turns to me with a dislocated look and says, 'Why is information technology in High german?' Yeah, we'd been watching the movie in a different linguistic communication and neither of us realized information technology. It took u.s. another five minutes to realize information technology wasn't German language, but in fact, Spanish."
—joshuavogt
3. "I thought my reflection in the mirror was someone looking at me, and I only stared at it for a good 10 minutes and thought they were mocking me by copying me. I couldn't even think this happened until I looked at security camera footage the side by side day."
—kshultz26
4. "I was loftier, lying in bed belatedly one night, eating McNuggets and watching Friends. I couldn't actually hear any of the dialogue, merely the express mirth track. My married man was dying of laughter beside me. Ten years later, every time I rewatch Friends, he still brings it up."
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v. "I felt bad my teeth had to chew my food and couldn't eat it, because it tasted so skillful."
—mbarrios56
6. "While I was high, my husband and I were discussing a sure sex thing we wanted to try that required a dildo with a suction cup. I went online to order one. Apparently, in my intoxicated state, I failed to bank check the length. It arrived a few days later. I opened the box and establish a monstrous iii-human foot dong, which was, uh, a tad long for our purpose."
—kimberlyy403bcd84b
seven. "I got in the shower and started shampooing my pilus. I felt cold, then I turned around and realized I never turned the h2o on."
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8. "Last fourth dimension I ate an edible, I got style likewise high and was lying on the couch adjacent to my boyfriend. I told him I couldn't motility, so he jokingly nudged me and I rolled off the burrow and landed face up down on the floor, and stayed there for like ii hours."
—arya_ravenclaw
9. "I was in an elevator with multiple other people, and I kept clicking the "1" button (we were on first floor), and asking why we weren't moving."
—gabbyweiner
10. "I accidentally dropped a giant knob of butter on the open dishwasher door, and started wiping it to make clean it off. Subsequently five minutes, I realized I was actually simply really diligently 'buttering' the dishwasher like a baking tray."
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xi. "My friends and I stayed in a 'haunted' hotel during Halloween. Information technology probably wasn't the smartest idea to make pot brownies...fifty-fifty less smart to swallow another brownie when I 'didn't feel annihilation' xxx minutes subsequently eating the get-go. Fast-forward to me lying in bed high out of my listen, when I felt someone sit down down on my bed. I 100% thought it was a ghost, so I squeezed my eyes close really tight, pulled the coating over my head, and started crying, 'Get away, please go abroad, delight!' Until I heard my friend say, 'What the hell are you doing?' My friend that was sitting on the bed. I forgot she was in the room with me the whole time."
—laurenh4a6b042d0
12. "I did some edibles and was watching Black Mirror, a evidence about how engineering is basically the downfall of lodge. My router went downward and my Television wouldn't work. Then, the browser and some apps on my phone stopped working (probably considering the Wi-Fi wasn't working). I freaked the fuck out because I thought the machines were taking over. Turns out, I just needed to reset the router, which happens almost once a month."
—sarahe4c48a21ee
13. "I got way too high and called my brother, a PhD scientist, and asked if the water I drank was the same water dinosaurs used to swim and pee in. I left a voicemail and was very embarrassed the next morning."
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14. "Once I was so high, I called my boss to say that I'thou sick and can't come into piece of work today. It was Sat evening and I had an 8 a.chiliad.–5 p.yard., Monday–Friday job. Luckily, nosotros both had a laugh."
—michellef429789405
15. "I was once and then high, I stopped at a stoplight that just changed when a auto was in that location and triggered it. I waited and waited. I thought, Omg what the fuck is wrong with this stoplight. I scooted forrard a bit, and nothing. WTF? Until I realized that I was walking domicile, and I was also on the sidewalk standing next to a stop sign a cake abroad. I was waiting for a stoplight, on foot, a block away from me."
—rsmith042
xvi. "For my munchie meal, once I went and ordered Chipotle only also stopped at Sonic and got a corn dog. I stuffed the corn dog into my burrito and ate it. To this solar day, it'south the all-time repast I've ever eaten."
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17. "I had a tattoo gun and was practicing on fake pare. I got so high, I thought I could control it with my heed and spent 10 minutes wondering why nothing happened."
—f4d172b05f
18. And finally, "I got then high that I spent 30 minutes texting my friends asking if they'd seen my telephone. I have 1 phone, and I was using it to text."
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Submissions have been edited for length/clarity.
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Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/shelbyheinrich/too-high-flipped
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